YOU MIGHT BE FROM UTAH IF....

You might be from Utah if.....

* You keep your clothes in "Chester Drawers"
* You don't pronounce T's in the middle of words. (Moun'n, Lay'n) (Bry’n)
* You think a "G" at the end of a word is silent. (You comin' fer dinner?)
* You know what Fry Sauce is made of.
* You go to the duck pond to feed the Seagulls.
* Green Jell-O with carrots mixed in doesn't seem strange.
* You can pronounce Tooele.
* The Y is not just a letter - Neither is the U.
* You have actually eat’n funeral potatoes.
* You've gotten both heat and frost burns off your car's door handle in the same month!
* You are not surprised to hear words like "Darn, Fetch, Flip", "Oh, My Heck" and "Shoot".
* Your tulips get snowed on three times after they come up and twice more after they bloom.
* The largest liquor store is the state government.* You can go skiing and play golf on the same day.* 30% humidity is muggy and almost unbearable.
* You know the difference between a 'Steak House' and a 'Stake House'.
* You've broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you. (in suits & ties)
* You can see the stars at night.
* You were an aunt or uncle before you were three.
* You have more children than you can find biblical names for.
* Your family considers a trip to McDonald's a night out.
* You feel guilty when you watch Monday Night Football.
* Your kids believe the deer hunt is a national holiday.
* You drink Coke from a brown paper bag.
* At least two of your salad bowls are at the homes of neighbors.
* There is a similarity between a ward basketball game and the L.A. riots.
* You think Jack Daniels is a country western singer.
* You negotiate prices at a garage sale.
* You can make Jell-O salad without the recipe.
* You've heard about BYU football in a testimony meeting.
* You have two gallons of ice cream in your freezer at all times.
* Your father-in-law thinks Ronald Reagan was a liberal.
* A member of your family wrote in Lavell Edwards for president in the last election.
* Sandals are the best-selling shoes.
* Hotel rooms all have the Book of Mormon.
* You buy your wardrobe at the local grocery superstore.
* You learn about the Mormon Church by taking history in elementary school.
* You live in a state where Democrats always come in third place, unless a zoo animal is running. Then they come in fourth.
* Schools stay open, even if two feet of snow falls overnight, but closes for the opening of hunting season.
* People wear shorts and T-shirts if the temperature rises above 32 degrees.
* People wear socks with their sandals.
* There is a church on every corner, but they all teach the same thing.
* The most popular public transportation system is a ski lift.
* In-state college football rivalries are bigger than the Super Bowl.
* You don't have to breathe cigarette smoke until you walk outside.
* Every driveway has a minivan and a pickup truck.
* When you buy a new vehicle, cigarette lighters are optional equipment but ski racks are standard.
* Every time a new family moves into your neighborhood, the local elementary school has to hire a new teacher.
* Every time a new family moves into your neighborhood, your whole family has to go and meet them the next day, after you helped them unload their moving truck.
* Your paycheck has an additional 10 percent deduction.
* More movies are filmed in your town than in Hollywood.
* You've never had a Mormon missionary knock on your door, unless you are having them over for dinner that night.
* You make a toast with red punch at your wedding reception.
* You have more raw wheat stored than some Third World Countries.
* Your idea of a good time is playing Pictionary in the cultural hall.
* Your idea of a wild party is a six pack of Pepsi and a PG-13 movie.
* You and all your friends come to your mother for a haircut in her kitchen.
* You measure Kool-Aid by parts per million.
* The bride isn't pregnant, but either her mother or future mother-in-law is.
* You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Utah.